August 4, 2015

In Retrospect: Semester One, and a Lesson in Getting Things Done


It’s with fondness I look back on my first semester of Peace Corps service. That “shaking your head with a knowing smile” kind of feeling, wishing you could meet your former self to impart some wisdom and tell yourself, “You don’t know how good you have it, kid.”

Not that it felt bad, per se - There were plenty of good times to look back on. My initial arrival in Liupanshui and the shock and awe that came from first laying eyes on the towering green mountains and from tasting the unusual local cuisine, taking my first journeys to the outdoor market and supermarkets, buying train tickets and wondering how I would ever manage to get a grasp on the language, meeting colleagues and students and questioning how I’d ever come to remember their names or find any common ground. It was new, fresh, exciting, terrifying, and I truly felt the sting of Peace Corps isolation for the first time – except I was surrounded by hundreds, thousands, millions of people.

Chinese BBQ: Our go-to bar snack.
Halloween English Corner
My first semester was eventful on occasion. There was a majestic hike through the mountains of Xingyi, Guizhou, all expenses paid including a private suite in a 5-star hotel. (All at the cost of inadvertently appearing in hundreds of photos for future marketing purposes, no doubt.) Weekend pilgrimages to the provincial capital, Guiyang for a proper microbrew and passable western food, plus my second home in China – the Guiyang Starbucks. And let’s not leave our the holiday celebrations: Halloween, spent tearing around Guiyang with a bunch of volunteers dressed to spooky perfection – myself clad in nothing but purple tights and a modified bedsheet. There was Thanksgiving, a cabernet-infused burger bash, which descended to varsity-grade clubbing. Chinese National Holiday, where I stuffed myself full of meaty moon cakes and traditional Liupanshui Hot Pot. And Christmas, in historical Zunyi, Guizhou, with around 20 volunteers gathered for an extra-merry potluck, carol singing, and white elephant gift giving celebration.

Xingyi, Guizhou
Holidays and weekend trips are great, but of course I can’t leave out the main reason I’m here: teaching. Anyone with a mouth told me before my first semester that it wouldn’t be easy… that I would need to “feel things out” and find a style of teaching that suits me best. I had no idea what I was in for.

I’m not complaining. Never, not me. But I remember, looking back, that my greatest challenge during my first semester wasn’t feeling too overwhelmed, but rather finding ways to occupy my ample free time and trying to find motivation and inspiration to prepare two lessons per week for my 8 hours of class. You’d think my four-day weekends would suffice, but for some reason, I’d find myself awake at 2am cranking out lesson plans the night before an 8am class, wondering where the weekend went. I tried to start a few projects to keep me busy, like weekly cooking events with students or coffee dates to practice English, but these all fizzled and I wasn’t always sure why.

Moments like these are one way in which Peace Corps helps me grow. I’d never had that much time to myself - I never would again during service, as it would happen – and it was ultimately destructive. When my weekend started every Wednesday at noon, I’d check out of work until Sunday came around. I tried to foster hobbies and self-education, from knitting and painting to online Excel courses and speed reading, but all of these faded fast. I’d also rediscovered my online shopping addiction after signing up for an account on Taobao (China’s eBay/Amazon equivalent). Sure, there were some excessive purchases like bulk boxes of Canadian Club whiskey and some very spendy dill weed, but among the most usefel and service-altering purchases was a tiny little toaster oven for less than $20.

Believe it or not, that toaster oven turned things around. Living without bread for 5 months didn’t seem like a big deal to me… until I pulled my first loaf of bread from the oven and sank my teeth into a steaming, fresh bite of that carby, moist, handmade chunk of floury heaven. I’d found my calling, and my calling was bread. I came to realize how much I enjoyed the whole process of baking bread, and how I gained as much pleasure from making and eating the bread as I did from giving it away to people.

Challah Back
This works out particularly well in China, as gift-giving is deeply engrained in Chinese culture as a means of solidifying relationships. If it sounds superficial and materialistic, well, it is. There are two ways to talk about this in Chinese. The first is “face”. That’s the direct translation. If we delve a little deeper, though, we can call it “reputation.” I want my face – the way my superiors, subordinates, family, friends, and the rest of the world – to appear powerful. We westerners think, “Why should it matter? People can get to know me for me, when the time comes.” And sure, many Chinese people feel the same way, but the problem is that most Chinese people don’t, and the culture certainly doesn’t agree.

So, every time I toss a few slices of fresh, homemade bread to my colleagues, superiors, or host family, I’m “giving them face.” In other words, I’m showing them respect, which adds a few marbles to their jar of street cred – especially if others are around to witness the gift-giving, making banquet dinners the ideal stage for sealing the deal.

So what’s in it for me? A lot, actually. That’s where the second component of “face” comes in:  Guanxi. The direct translation is relationships, or connections. I like to think of it as “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.” Understanding guanxi is like having the keys to the castle in Chinese culture. If you have it, you’ll have a smooth ride… if you don’t, you’ll drown in the moat. So what’s the best way to gain guanxi? You guessed it:  Gifts.

Expensive alcohol and tea are the two easiest ways to pedal guanxi, but homemade things work almost as well… at least, it does for us volunteers, whose monthly stipend is almost laughable in comparison to our colleagues’ salaries. So, when I spend half a day’s food allowance on baking ingredients to bake bread or sweets to give to my colleagues, I’m giving them face, showing them respect. But, reflexively, I’m getting something equally valuable in return: guanxi.

Sometimes, when we have a disagreement or rivalry with our friends or family, we “keep score”.  E.g. I did the dishes four times last week, what are you going to do for me? Yeah, don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about. The thing is, Chinese people are always keeping score, and that’s the essential nature of guanxi. If I want help from my staff to start a project, or to give me special permission to do something, I can’t slough off minor favors and requests. Especially in the workplace, relationships don’t hinge so much on a person’s character or likeability, but rather on the duration and efficacy of your connection.

Being conscious of losing face is equally, if not more, important. For example, failing to toast any of my superiors at a banquet dinner is hugely disrespectful, and in the event that I didn't bring enough gifts to go around to all of the "important" people, I'd be better off tossing them in the garbage instead of offering them to only a select few. Face is largely about pride, too, so it's essential to tread lightly when someone's intellect is at stake. The easy thing to do? Keep giving gifts and shut your mouth if you aren't sure.

Many volunteers spend the bulk of their first semester not only finding their groove as a teacher, but also establishing guanxi with their leaders. Thankfully, I more or less arrived to site with a silver chopstick in my mouth. My site, Liupanshui Normal College, is the oldest site in Guizhou province, founded in 2000. My waiban, or foreign affairs director, has been working with my Peace Corps program manager (also a Chinese national) since she started with PC, and thus, my site positively reeks of guanxi.

According to inside sources, I was sent to Liupanshui for a reason – to uphold face and strengthen guanxi even further. This works well for me, in that before I arrived to site or met a single person here, they trusted me. How is that possible? That answer is simple: Guanxi law dictates that because of the relationship between my school’s waiban and my PC program manager, only a reliable volunteer should be sent to this site. The waiban asks for something specific, and the program manager delivers. To do anything otherwise would be a direct response to some other inappropriate action or screw-up, as everything is connected where guanxi is concerned. Translation: If I were to screw up somehow, this would damage the relationship between my superiors, and potentially even be cause for retaliation by one of the parties – even if the mistake were solely my fault.

Students trying their hand at
throwing a frisbee.
So, keeping my cool and doing a good job matters far beyond my own personal satisfaction. As such, my first semester was largely uneventful, all things considered, but I nevertheless felt that I did my duty. I said yes to all requests and put my best foot forward when teaching (despite the rampant procrastination). I upheld Peace Corps’ face while also improving my own, and with my second year fast on approach, I feel extremely confident not only as a teacher who finally found his groove, but as an integral part of my school with strong connections to my leaders.

Maybe all of it is superficial… at first. There’s no doubt that I initially took issue with the whole idea of guanxi and face, especially when I was able to see the direct effects of it for myself. Nevertheless, it has its place in ensuring trustworthiness and reliability in those we depend on. I am very glad, however, I don’t need to buy $100 bottles of booze for my employer back in the states just to get approval on vacation time.

So, with a year under my belt and after earning a wealth of knowledge during that pivotal first semester, I look ahead with my head held high. I’ll continue to bake bread, devouring most of it singlehandedly and in one sitting as usual, while occasionally passing some on to make sure our bonds continue to strengthen. My third semester will undoubtedly mirror my first, especially in terms of holiday celebrations and meeting tons of new students, volunteers, and friends, but now I’ve got the guanxi supply to get more and more accomplished.

This is not PC official in any way, but the gist of what we learned during training was this:  For your first year – Observe.  For your second year – Do. I’ve got the guanxi in place and I'm ready to do... no matter how much bread it takes.

My lovely RPCV sitemate at the
local outdoor market.
What kind of teacher would I be if I
didn't do a listening lesson on Futurama?


Starbucks (Mecca)


A Boozey Thanksgiving



Christmas in Zunyi.

April 24, 2015

Let's Talk About Trains

Photo by Kevin Lynch
_ foreword _

There are good days and bad days abroad; that’s neither China- nor Peace Corps-specific. Once the reality of actually living in a foreign environment sets in and the honeymoon wears off, certain factors or challenges can really affect the way in which we digest the culture of our host country. It’s from a backless foldout seat on a particularly lurchy train ride that I compose today’s entry with a real pen on real paper, much to the delight of every Chinese person within a 5-meter radius from where I now sit, and today... today is a bad day.

Thankfully, the “for-my-eyes-only” brand of cursive I employ for public displays of writing is as alien to them as 99% of Chinese characters are to me – so this entry will remain just between you and me. Today’s train ride could’ve been like any other, but sadly I find the patches of raised, inflamed, and blistered skin on my torso (which, if I didn’t know any better, had in the past 24 hours fallen victim to 47 bee stings all at once) difficult to ignore. Incidentally, the smattering of itching, stinging, oozing rashes wrapping around my ribcage have given rise to a sort of elevated awareness of exactly what it means to be aboard a train in China, an experience which I’m delighted to share with you today. And, as they say (or do they?) through trials of great suffering emerge great artwork. A timely case of the shingles seems appropriate, and I'm weathering it in one of my least-favorite settings in China, no less… so let’s see if I can deliver.

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I think we, the foreigners, all learn a lot on China trains… a lot about this country, and a lot about ourselves. Kind of like a multi-day hiking trip where you’re like, “I had no idea so many interesting flowers existed on the other side of that mountain!” and “I really feel of stronger body and mind after that experience” but also “I never want to relive any part of that unless it’s absolutely goddamn necessary to keep the Earth spinning.”

Bearing that in mind, let’s start from the beginning: The station. Imagine, for a moment, the most crowded place you’ve ever been. Double the number of people. Now, the 5 foot tall elderly woman with seven teeth standing next to you in line for tickets is hawking a giant loogie, the four grown men in front of you keep saying “foreigner” in audible Chinese, then looking back and giggling, and the pack of teenagers in an adjacent line are borderline shouting “HELLO!” repeatedly while snapping cell phone pictures of you to post on social media.

Shaky shot of the view approaching the
train station in Guiyang, Guizhou.
You have no escape, so you grin and bear it (or ham it up – your choice) for 20-40 minutes in line. You reach the front, where the ticket seller on the other side of the glass – who definitely hates her job and who acts as though she’s been on the clock for 17 hours – barks at you in Chinese through a crackly speaker… this obstacle, you didn’t cover in language classes. Luckily (this time) you catch enough key words to communicate with the minimum efficiency needed to get by. Meanwhile, the formerly 2nd, 3rd, and 4th people in line have become the 1.1st, 1.2nd, and 1.3rd people in line, as they’re now flanking you on all sides. One man is grinning from ear to ear, simultaneously pleased with and entertained by your pathetic attempts at speaking Chinese. Another woman in heels, a black tutu-style miniskirt, and a puffy down jacket with lace has her elbow lodged into your hip and her face is fixed in a scowl. To show your discomfort, you take a half step to the side and twist slightly away from her elbow. She immediately moves to occupy the 6 inches you just gave her, and now pushes a bit harder with said elbow. Well played, well played.

At last you emerge, ticket in hand, fumbling with a wad of change and receipts, to make way for the departure gate. The security guards are largely disinterested in you, although you notice one nod to her friend and say (in Chinese), “Hey, try out your English!” followed by the usual snickers. The first guard glances at your passport, stamps your ticket, and thrusts the pair back at you. You politely say “xie xie” (thank you) but he ignores you and reaches for the next passenger’s documents.

You enter security, throw all of your belongings onto a conveyor belt, and step onto a platform to get wanded by a guard. She moves you along and you clamber to the other side of the belt to scoop up your things before they roll off the ramp and onto the ground. Hard part’s over.

This is what happens when there are weather delays for 3 hours.
Once in the station, you hear echoes of the prerecorded voice announcing departures, arrivals, and delays in perfect Mandarin Chinese… something you don’t get to hear very often in your dialect-heavy region, and something which you understand quite easily. “Thank God,” you think, “I haven’t completely forgotten this language.” You learn the location of your departure gate, your pride for successful language acquisition swelling, and set off. The station continues to swarm with people, though there’s enough space now to feel your “bubble” recovering. You meander through the crowd to find a seat near your gate, but all of the seats are taken. Not entirely by people, but also by bags.

This phenomenon of bags in chairs, despite 100+ people standing around and shifting in discomfort, infuriated you at first. However, you’ve seen enough spitting, cigarette ashing, and children defecating to know it’s probably for the best. This is also a major factor as to why the Chinese never sit on the ground – EVER – and also why you’ve became a pro at the “China Squat” when your standing muscles need a break. Still, you wonder why some folks can’t simply hold their bags to free up a seat, or make an exception just this once to help a stranger with a 50 pound backpack… but, you think with a sigh, that’s just not the way things work around here.

The China Squat in action.
The intercom interrupts your thoughts to announce that your train is boarding, and suddenly, it’s like someone yelled “FIRE!” In a flash, everyone – with luggage, babies, and giant bags of potatoes in tow – is bolting for the gate. You’re swept into the fray and feel like you’re back in the mosh at Warped Tour 2007. You try to be cordial, but each time you try to give someone space or hesitate for even a moment, seven people cut in front of you. This becomes an even heavier moral dilemma when the AARP-aged crowd seem to be the most aggressive. Finally reaching the front, you box-out someone’s grandpa and shoulder past a family of four to hand your ticket to the guard. She punches out a corner and you pop from the throng like a champagne cork.

You take five swift, powerful strides and nearly trample the person in front of you. It’s one of the 70-year-olds… you still feel the dull ache in your hip from where she elbowed you about 2.5 minutes ago. She’s not walking slow, but her pace could hardly be considered brisk. In fact, despite the chaos from before, nobody seems to be in a hurry anymore, and you’re left stumped as you shift gears to a comfortably-quick pace and easily overtake more than half the crowd who so ruthlessly shoved their way to the front before.

You’re above the tracks now, breezing over a sky walk, then down a flight of stairs, following signs for your train and car number. You find your car and hop on. If you’re putting in a lot of miles and thus have secured yourself a sleeper, you’re in luck. Most folks don’t have time to notice you as you speed down the aisle past bunks stacked 3-high. You find your bunk number, toss your luggage in the overhead bin, hold your breath, and look at your ticket to double-check your bed assignment. Will it be 下铺 lower, 中铺 middle, or 上铺 upper bed?

Personal preference will dictate each individual’s attitude toward the pros and cons of each bed, but in a nutshell:
  The 上铺 upper bed affords you the most privacy, although too much, in my opinion. For anyone over 6 feet tall, the 1-meter of clearance, after struggling up the 7-foot tiny ladder, isn’t exactly comfortable. And for someone who lets his water consumption go haywire during train travel, getting up to pee more than once at night isn’t worth climbing Everest to get back to bed.
  The 中铺 middle bunk is considered by most to be the best of the three. It offers more clearance than the top bunk (You can actually sit up? Weird.) and it’s far easier to get in an out of… no tiny ladders required. It’s the happy medium that many opt for when the choice is available.
• The 下铺 bottom bed is where my allegiance lies. Granted, there’s a massive downside to the lowest bunk in that, during daylight hours, it’s treated like a park bench. So, any Western notions of “my money, my bed” need to be left on the train platform where they belong. In the event that you’ve landed a 下铺, it’s not unusual to arrive at your bed to find 1-3 Chinese people already sitting on it. Maybe one is leaning all the way back to the wall and one may even have her feet up (shoes off, of course). If it’s your first time, you might gasp in horror at the sheer rudeness of the act… but really, it’s just business as usual. And it’s for this reason that most foreigners avoid the 下铺 at all costs, but I happen to be the kind of guy who likes to swing his legs out of bed and hit solid ground. Plus, the 下铺 has the most clearance and makes for the most comfortable writing/reading/phone-playing, even if you’re sharing that space with other people.

Panoramic of a sleeper car.

On the other hand, for shorter distances (or very unlucky long distances at peak travel times during the year), you’ll enjoy the many luxuries of a “hard seat.” Rewind to the cork-from-the-champagne-bottle moment. Now, you step on the train and turn the corner to see 100+ people crammed into a single train car. Because the seats are bench-style and face one another, half of the train can (and does) see you immediately. That number soon climbs to 3/4 of the train, after they tell their friends to have a look. So you smile, look ahead, and swim to your seat. Swim, you say? Yes… swim… because with a cluster of people and baggage blocking the center aisle coupled with the heat and humidity resulting from too many people in too small of a space, it just wouldn’t do to use any other verb.

You roll the dice and look at your number. What is it this time – window, aisle, or center seat? Always, always, pray for the window. It provides a view, VIP access to the tiny table between the two facing rows, and your single hope for a nap during the ride. The other options, you say? The middle isn’t terrible, if you don’t value having a single inch of personal space. And the aisle, well… if there’s any human (besides Chinese humans, obviously, who appear to be immune) who can peacefully succumb to being routinely bumped by passerby, having their feet run over by the snack cart, and the occasional ass-to-face encounters from standing-only ticket holders, well, I applaud you. You have won China.

Travelers pass the time by chit-chatting, napping (See Fig. B), munching on sunflower seeds, staring blankly out the window (or intently and relentlessly at the foreigner - See Fig. A), but the vast majority watch Chinese television or movies on their smart phones. Smoking is allowed, but only at the front and back of each car. This works well if you’re seated in the middle; not so well if you’re anywhere else. The restrooms, like most public restrooms in China, are squat toilets only, and the cleanliness of said restrooms is directly related to how long the train has been in motion. Needless to say, it’s never pretty to board a train that started in Beijing. There are no open container laws anywhere in China, so drinking on trains is normal. In each car (seats or sleepers) there is, on average, one group of young, rowdy Chinese people, usually men, playing drinking games. Luck of the draw dictates whether a salesman is on board your car, peddling things like milk-flavored pro-health lozenges, fingernail clippers, and light-up spinning tops for kids. They’re performers above all-else, and typically elicit a lot of laughs from anyone paying enough attention.

My bad if I incorrectly implied that
only the Chinese like to drink on trains.
Photo by Kevin Lynch
Figure B. Lucky passenger
takes advantage of an open
seat in a creative way.
Figure A. Scowling at foreigners is an
excellent way to pass the time.

By now, you’re well aware that trains are in no way a means of luxury travel. But, if you've known me long enough to know my middle name, you know I love a good bargain, so here's why trains are awesome: To travel 3 hours from my city, Liupanshui, to Guiyang (the Guizhou provincial capital), the cost is 40. That’s the equivalent of traveling from Chinook to Cut Bank, from Missoula to Great Falls, from Austin to Houston, or any other 150-mile trip, for LESS THAN SEVEN DOLLARS, with steady access to a restroom, drinking water, and snacks (or booze, if you fancy). My trips to Chengdu are 14 hours, 430 miles, with all the same luxuries plus the option to lay down and sleep for LESS THAN 30 DOLLARS. And let’s talk about the oh-so-new and oh-so-sexy bullet trains for a hot minute… I can (and will, one day) take a bullet train from Guiyang to Guangzhou (Hong Kong), that’s 650 miles, in 4 hours, for a whopping 40 DOLLARS. That’s the same distance from Bozeman to Seattle, Dallas to Albuquerque, Phoenix to Salt Lake City, or Sydney MT to Libby MT (the Hiline in its entirety)… in only 4 hours, for $40.00, in a nice, new train with clean bathrooms, airplane-style seats, and all the snacks you can imagine. Can you?
From the inside, you wouldn't know
the difference from an airplane. Reclining
seats and armrests, nice bathrooms, the works.

Booshy booshy bullet train.
Relax. I’m wrapping it up now. What I’m saying is this: On the surface, China’s public transit is less than appetizing most of the time, but this is a country that has it figured out. They come from poverty – which still very much exists – so the vast majority of this incredibly inflated population has no car, and certainly not the means to pay $50 for a 3-hour train ride to visit family or to commute for work. So, there exists a very clever, well-established, and affordable system to cater to the peoples’ needs. Trains go virtually everywhere and at all times of day. Some of the $5 rides might reek like piss, shit, and cigarettes, but those with a few more coins jingling in their pockets have the liberty of opting for the same ride for double the price and twice the comfort.

Regardless, in contrast to America, it seems that having a car in China is just more trouble than it’s worth, because the public transportation is excellent. Chinese people are both resilient and appreciative of the means they do have, which is why cramming into full seats, inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke, or bumping elbows from time to time is of little concern. It’s easy to take what we have for granted (like the ability to hop in our cars and drive wherever without spending an arm and a leg). That said, America's public transportation, on the whole, is complete crap. Although, unlike China, it’s rare to see so much actual crap on our public transit. Also, never ask me to explain why the crowd dynamics of China are the way they are… that conversation is a black pit of despair from whence there is no return.

I just caught a Chinese guy close to my age taking a picture of me when he thought I wasn't looking. It's great when they forget to turn the flash off. I looked up at him, my eyebrows raised. He said "Fuck!" and put his phone down. Why he chose to swear in English instead of apologizing in Chinese, I'll never truly know. In this moment, I just don't have the fight in me to ask. I can't stop squirming and jumping from the searing, sudden pains on my chest; this ailment is zapping all my willpower, curiosity, and patience. Today... today is a bad day. But tomorrow will be better.


PS: It's been almost a week since the train ride, and the shingles are healing on schedule :)


The chubbiest cheeks I've
ever seen on a train...
or ever in my life.
A rare exposé of senior citizens
intentionally frustrating me. These two
photos were taken at the same time
at a bus stop. Top image: How many
people were at the stop. Bottom image:
How close this Granny decided
to stand in front of me.
Liupanshui Station and a
partial view of the
less-sexy, slower, and
poorly-named "Fast Train"
we usually take to get around.














April 10, 2015

Fast Foreword: Service.




I remember the recruiter’s words clear as day, sitting in her cubicle dotted with magazine clippings and pictures, the relative coldness of the University of Texas cookie-cutter office building clashing with everything I’d ever imagined Peace Corps to be. Jayna, on the other hand, was everything Peace Corps. Her patterned skirt and handmade wooden bracelets were obviously overseas artifacts, and her short, semi-spiked hair unabashedly screamed, “I’m probably gay.” Those weren’t the words that resounded most – although, to be fair, I did spot her a few weeks later at an LGBT event, so, color me validated. The words she said, however, that really struck me were, “Those two years will fly by.

It’s with that conversation in mind that I find myself 10 months into my Peace Corps experience, 6 weeks into my second semester as a university English teacher, and most importantly and apologetically, ending my 8 month writing drought.

I get to deal with these monstrosities (a.k.a. Orb Weavers)
on a near-daily basis. #mypeacecorpsstruggle
Blog laziness is like being in a bad relationship. At first, you know what you’re doing isn’t right, but for whatever twisted reason, it feels kind of good to be bad. So the first few weeks go by… you say, “I’ll blog about that later,” or “this would make a GREAT story when I sit down to write tomorrow,” but before you know it, tomorrow turns into next week and next week turns into three months. By that point, you’ve waded waist-deep into the muck, and you’ve decided it’s just easier to stay here in the comfortable and familiar instead of putting forth all that effort to pull yourself out. This post, though, is my first heave. And on that note, I want to apologize. You’ve watched me sink deeper and deeper into this bad relationship. You gave me advice. You told me I’m so much better than this. And now I’m getting out of it. Woo!

Like any end to an era, this will be a process. Chronology is out of the question, and, if I may speak frankly, anyone and everyone who decides to write a detailed autobiography later in life is probably full of shit. I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night – and I’m staring at the crusty bowl right in front of me. My point is, this won’t read like a diary, with neatly scrawled dates at the top of each entry and tight cursive script detailing every agonizing part of every ordinary day, pleading that some day, someone will somehow find my monotony interesting. The truth is, I live here now. I eat, breathe, sleep, poop, pee, laugh, cry, walk, talk, and dance like an idiot HERE. In this bizarre country, this wacky town, where I will be spending two years of my adult life. So really, what use is a chronology? Thus, what I plan to provide for you – and for me, 60 years from now with full-blown dementia – are essays. That’s right, essays… with central themes and if you’re lucky, maybe even a life lesson or two. Today’s essay isn’t an essay in essence, but rather: The Foreword.

My really ugly campus on a clear day.
“A Foreword?” you’re probably asking. “Aren’t those at the beginning of books?” Shut up. This is my book, my rules. And for those suckers already invested in what I’ve written so far about this experience, I have a confession to make: Almost everything up until this point was about PST – Pre-Service Training, leading up to my first couple weeks of classes. That was my honeymoon phase. I enjoyed it while it lasted, and I hope you did too. We both deserve at least that much. Now, I’d like to move on to what Peace Corps is actually all about. Disclosure: Some or all of this may sound defensive, but that’s only because it kind of is.

“Colton, are you too busy to keep up on your blog?” Oh, how I wish I had the short answer to that question. It brings me to my first overarching and carefully planned point for this post:  Peace Corps is exhausting. “But you were just telling me on Skype that you only taught 8 hours last semester, and that you only planned two lessons per week. Right?” Seriously though, shut up about it. So maybe I’m only “on the clock” something like 20-25 hours per week, but as a Peace Corps Volunteer and unofficial ambassador from the United States, volunteers are actually always on the clock. “So, Colton, just smile and be happy! And blog about it!” Ha. I’ll put this in as simple of terms as possible: Every time I step outside my apartment, I’m at work. Smiling, waving, greeting students and strangers alike, hearing cell phone cameras snapping away from all unflattering angles and diffusing shouts of “Look at the foreigner!!” and “SO TALL!!” with politeness through gritted teeth, all while forcing my brain into overdrive as it attempts to digest the unsolvable labyrinth we call Chinese Language.

I’ll return home, heave a gargantuan sigh, put away my groceries, and look at my computer. Time to lesson plan, record grades, answer Peace Corps emails, cook dinner etc. etc.  Maybe 8:00 pm rolls around and I’m all set for tomorrow, so what sounds good? Straightening up and using the last fragments of my remaining mental faculties to compose a blog? Or, watching 3 episodes of Pretty Little Liars and going to bed? At this point, anything even resembling “work” is out of the question. And so the pattern begins (along with my horrifying, embarrassing affinity for bad television).

Anyway, I’m done making excuses. Because I do find blog writing fulfilling, and I value the impact this has not only on you and me, but on Peace Corps and China in general. So this is me, telling you, I’m getting myself out of this bad relationship. I’m going to do better and have more respect for both of us. Okay?

My super-appreciative face after
opening my brother's care package.
In retrospect, most of my earlier posts are romantic and dazzling, almost sickening in their sweetness. Does it sound like I have a bitter taste in my mouth? Only slightly. Because while I still have those days of awe, where I fall asleep grinning ear-to-ear, engulfed in the warmth and satisfaction of accomplishment and oneness with the universe, there are also days where my head hits my pillow filled with confusion, resentment, and loneliness. These are the days when I know why volunteers throw their hands up and hop the next plane home, and it’s in those moments I fear to my core that I’ll be next.

To those in China, I just heard your collective gasp. To those in America, I just felt a wisp of wind as you sat up straighter to read on. To both of you – settle down. I’m not going anywhere. Good days and bad days are part of life, and I have far too much Davies stubbornness to quit something like this halfway through. I’m also just masochistic enough to believe that my hardest days in China are the best days for real, live, grown-up Colton down the road. It reminds me of those “PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY” t-shirts everyone wore in high school. Then I remember high school sports, and feel simultaneously queasy and comforted. China is so much easier than high school sports.

I sense this Foreword moving backward. So let’s move on… general to specific. So what is Peace Corps service? Can it be adequately summed up in a single page of a word document? I’m damn well going to try.

Service is truly multifaceted. Maybe that seems obvious, but it wasn’t to me. My pre-China view of service was very straightforward and romantic: You go to a country, plop down in some random community, and have one very specific task to carry out before you leave two years down the road. Wrong. The task – in my case, TEFL (Teaching English as a Foreign Language) – is more of a primary objective. It comes coupled with several other aspects, namely the secondary project and ancillary Peace Corps duties.

The secondary project, to my knowledge, exists in most or all Peace Corps posts around the world. It is exactly what it sounds like, and provides volunteers an opportunity to enact positive change in their communities in an area they are interested in and/or knowledgeable or passionate about. Community needs are also a vital consideration. I’m in the midst of planning my project now, working with a motivated student to start an organization to educate and inspire students and community members about littering, with broader goals of tackling pollution and addressing other environmental concerns within the community. It’s very ambitious, but I’m hopeful. One of the main goals of the secondary project is to create something sustainable, to breathe life into something that will live on long after we leave. My site, however, is notorious for student apathy, so I have my work cut out for me.
My stellar freshmen giving me gifts for Christmas :)

Another major facet is involvement within Peace Corps. I should have expected this, looking at my tendency to bite off more than I could chew in both high school and college, but upon learning about the various committees and organizations within the Peace Corps China community, I couldn’t resist. I’m currently serving as a Volunteers Supporting Volunteers (VSV) member, and I’m also involved with Peace Out, a brand new LGBT organization started by my very own cohort of China-20 volunteers. There is also a professional/work support organization, an art collective, and a gender & women’s empowerment group, all of whom work hard to involve and engage volunteers on a regular basis.

Being plugged in to other volunteers via social media and these organizations is a major defining factor for some, myself included. In a country where I often feel like an alien, staying connected to friends and peers within Peace Corps is very helpful in keeping myself grounded. The added responsibility, too, despite giving me more “work” to do, also has a major impact on whether I feel like an effective volunteer, and if I’m being honest, I’m more functional and productive with too much to do as opposed to not enough.

So, what does service look like? Not what I thought it would. Not even close. I’ve bidden farewell to my grand visions of sleeping in the dirt in Africa, dancing around fires by night and learning to cope with face-sized spiders by day, getting chased down dirt roads by a gaggle of giggling Ethiopian toddlers. I’m embracing China life, little by little – but as you’ve seen and will continue to see, this is one hell of a process. My goal, with a fresh pair of eyes and an eager mind, is to share it all with you. That means talking about the good days and the bad, not only to further your understanding of this country and the people within it, but also to help myself process this transformative experience which already has, and will continue to shape me in ways I could never have imagined.

Jayna was right, but only in some ways. In month 10 of 27, I’ll admit that service is definitely flying by. It’s hard to believe I’ve been in China for almost a year, but at the same time, I feel so completely removed from life in America that it’s as if I’ve been in China for a decade. The paradox will only continue to get more complex, I’m sure… I miss my family and friends and the convenience of American life, but I wouldn’t trade this experience for anything.

Pro Selfie with one of my colleagues, for
whom I cooked a proper french toast breakfast.

A glimpse at how I stack up against my students.

One of my all-star students and my former Chinese tutor, Molly.




A mega-legit American dinner for my host family.
Meatloaf and Apple Pie included!




I hate living here.

September 12, 2014

There Will Be Tears

Swearing in - Official Peace Corps Volunteer! Picture with PC China Country Director Mikel Herrington
How is it I’ve been at site for two weeks? It’s almost like a “boy who cried wolf” scenario, having been uprooted four times in the past three months – unbelievable. It’s like I’m reluctant to get too comfortable in my new digs, in case I’m relocated again. But the fact is, though it doesn’t feel like it yet, I’m home.

Another week in the hotel with the 80-strong China 20’s group went just as expected. A heap of information with a hefty dose of chaos and a sprinkle of bitter-sweet. Chinese classes wrapped up the week before (I scored Intermediate-Low on the spoken exam, plenty room for improvement), so the remaining sessions would build up to our first steps to take at site. In other words, hours of discussing how to settle in, make contact with our staff and colleagues, stay healthy, etc. It won’t come as a surprise that we were all grateful to experience this as a group, and reflexively decompress as a group by way of hotel room beer consumption, too-frequent trips to Starbucks across the street, and impromptu (but awesome) volleyball matches and hookah sessions.

Training Site "Starting Varsity" Language Class 

Hitting up another Cat Cafe.















But, as is Peace Corps custom, just as I began to get used to the ongoing company of my fellow volunteers, I was once again ripped away from familiarity. I found out that Wednesday that I would be departing for site Friday afternoon – among the earliest departures of the group. The wound went a little deeper upon learning a handful of good friends would be departing Saturday morning instead, leaving them another night of camaraderie and shenanigans in the wake of my absence.

Friday morning arrived too soon. We began with the swearing in, which, though it was more informal than expected, proved to be a very pivotal, emotional experience. As the culmination of a grueling summer of training, swearing my allegiance to the Peace Corps mission and cementing my title as an official Peace Corps Volunteer was an amazing experience – for as long as I live, I’ll never forget how I felt in that moment, facing the blunt but exciting reality of the significance of my decision to be here, and the resulting impact I may be able to have in the lives of so many people.

After the swearing in came the official ceremony, featuring inspiring and encouraging words from host country nationals, school representatives, Peace Corps staff, and finally, an outstanding song & dance by a few PCVs and a speech in Chinese from two of our Mandarin-fluent volunteers. In traditional Chinese custom, a ridiculously lavish meal would follow – there was even cake, and it almost tasted like the real thing.

Swearing-in with my Austin homie Steph.



After the meal, I had only about an hour to pack and say goodbye to everyone. First in line were two of my Chinese language teachers who surprise-crashed the party. They were a little shocked, but very touched, to see me well up when I gave them hugs and said goodbye. Kevin, my training sitemate and language classmate, hotel roommate, and future Guizhou Province-mate would be leaving on the same train that afternoon. So, the two of us left the lunch in the first wave and retired to our hotel room, packing in silence aside from the occasional sniffle neither of us could keep back. One by one, our friends began to convene in our room. There wasn’t much anyone could say… just a lot of fidgeting, lip-biting, and slow, silent head-shaking while we enjoyed each others’ company for the last time in a long time. The tears were unyielding, but I was smiling in spite of them. As upset as I was to part ways with everyone, I was overwhelmed with joy for how meaningful these friendships had become to me in such a short amount of time.
Kevin "Klynch" Lynch

When the time came, I waited in the lobby for the shortest half-hour of my life. Each year, every school sends a representative to collect the volunteers and help them move, and my Waiban assistant, Roy, had come to fetch me from Liupanshui – I’m trying not to resent him for it. Pulling away from the hotel (with my two besties chasing the car – this is why I love these people), I swallowed hard and forced myself to face forward. I realized I wasn’t leaving anything behind; I was going toward something. And not just any old something… I was headed for my assignment. The reason I came here in the first place. Pre-Service Training is so long that it’s easy to get nearsighted and comfortable. Sure, we spend our days preparing for service, but up until the moment I actually left for site, it didn’t seem real. Then, it got really real, really fast.

I was afforded somewhat of a slow release in that Kevin and I shared a cabin on the train ride to Guizhou. The two of us, along with our school supervisors, spent the initial hours of the evening on our 16-hour train ride chatting and practicing Chinese. We picked up some new words and tricks, ate dinner together, and finally went to bed after nightfall. After some restless sleep, I awoke to watch the sun rise over Liupanshui’s outer mountains. My sense of purpose restored, my sadness and reluctance transformed into excitement and eagerness to begin teaching.

My Chengdu host mom seeing me off.
Once you get the badge of being an official volunteer, Peace Corps wastes no time in getting the ball rolling; in my case, I was left to my own devices at site after about 20 hours. That said, anyone with a mouth told me that things would change drastically at site. They weren’t kidding. In the 12 days I’ve been at site, I have taught a total of four classes. That’s 8 hours total. Bit of an adjustment from the 8am-5pm, 6 days a week schedule I was on at Pre-Service Training in Chengdu. And adjust I have, more or less. It’s felt like too much downtime at times, but I can’t say I’ve hated sleeping in most days and finally getting a chance to catch my breath after PST.

Wetlands Park near my apartment on the Liupanshui Normal University campus.
Because I opened my big mouth about being some kind of super athlete (at least, that’s what they heard) to my foreign affairs staff during my prior site visit, the health and fitness department caught wind and now they all want a piece. I played basketball with them twice during the first week – the first time wasn’t so pretty; the second? Better. Having not played a proper game in years, I wasn’t so optimistic. The other Chinese players (students and teachers alike) play almost every day, and they’re outstanding. I’m sure it came as a shock to them that the 6’3 American could barely hold his own. It’s a work in progress.

What I did find from playing – aside from a heat stroke and lack of oxygen up here at 6,000 feet – was friendship. Until then, I was unsure how to approach friendship with host country nationals (HCNs), but through a vehicle like sports, they can just fall into place. That’s how I met Peng Jie, a fellow newcomer to Liupanshui from Northern China who teaches with the health and fitness department. He was eager to get to know me, and I him, so we exchanged numbers and have had a few opportunities to socialize. His English level is a notch above my Chinese level, which isn’t saying much… needless to say, we learn a lot from each other.

Peng Jie’s superior, the most tenured of the health faculty from what I understand, is 45 years old, fit, and as any proper PE teacher should be – full of shit. He’s got a good balance of bullying and compassion. On my first outing with the P.E. crew, we all went to KTV (karaoke) and he reminded me roughly ten times how appreciated I was and how much he looked forward to our friendship. He has a good relationship with his students; the group of them frequent the restaurants outside my apartment and I get regular invites to join in. Naturally, I’m force-fed food and beer until the only logical out is to make up an excuse to leave. It’s a good problem to have.

Classes began nearly two weeks ago – I kicked off with two junior-level Advanced Listening classes right off the bat. The students were dazzled by my presence… the only real challenge was getting them to quit taking pictures of me during class and to stop gushing about my height. My freshmen started a week later, and were surprisingly much more responsive. To my understanding, many of them have moved to Liupanshui from very small towns or even villages, and most of them have never had the opportunity to meet a Westerner, let alone have one as a teacher. Thus, they hung on to every word I said and cooperated extremely well. Their English level, on the other hand, was much lower than I anticipated, but I’ll look forward to seeing their leaps and bounds throughout the semester and year.

Monday, September 8 was Chinese Mid-Autumn Festival (or Moon Day), which occurs on the night of the full moon between September and October each year. It represents oneness and togetherness, especially with family. On Mid-Autumn Festival and the days surrounding it, Chinese people gorge on Moon Cake, which is a small, round pastry filled with some kind of filling depending on the region. Liupanshui specializes in sweet and salty dried pork – somewhat of a different experience from the sweet cakes people enjoy elsewhere.

For my first moon day, my LPS host family took me out to lunch, then on a drive through the countryside. On perilous roads we drove through old villages with people relaxing outside their homes or arranging la jiao peppers on the concrete to dry. We encountered modest, but gorgeous waterfalls sending water careening through Guizhou’s lush hills. For a time, we followed a large river and saw gigantic, mysterious caves begging to be explored. After a few hours of driving, we returned to town to enjoy dinner with my host mom’s parents.

Dinner was a delight as always – it doesn’t get much better than Chinese home cooking. Throughout the meal, my host grandpa kept refilling my baijiu glass and cheersing me almost immediately every time, endlessly praising myself and the American people. Many older Chinese folks feel very appreciative and compassionate toward Americans to this day because of our aid to China during World War II. It’s a topic I’m not well-versed on, but one I hear about on a regular basis. That, along with the prices of every make and model of car sold in America. Time to do my homework.

Host family at Eagle Mountain
At the close of Moon Day, my host dad, Wolf, asked me, for a second time, if I could find to time to visit his art class. I hadn’t said no before, but I was hoping for some time to settle in. Given the degree of downtime I’ve had so far (and considering how I’ve spent most of it), I couldn’t, in good conscience, put it off any longer. We agreed on a lecture for Wednesday: “Survey of Art Studies in American Universities”. Sounds legit, right?

Liupanshui Backcountry
In reality, due in part to my laziness but also to my inability to find my classmates’ student work readily accessible and lack of prep time, it turned into a slideshow of Colton’s crappy artwork spread across his 4 years at MSU. So, I stepped into the classroom, holding my breath and reassuring myself that, at the very least, it would be quick and dirty and only for my host dad’s one painting class… no sweat. But as the student head count neared 50 with standing room only, and more than 5 teachers filed in, I wasn’t feeling as sure of myself. My host dad then informed me that word had gotten out – as it always does in China – about my little talk, and several teachers had rerouted their lesson plans for the afternoon. So no pressure.

Languo Hot Pot - LPS Specialty
The art students filed in and ooh’d and aah’d upon catching a glimpse of me, taking out their phones and snapping pictures. By now, I’ve just learned to throw up a piece sign and grin and bear it; once they realize I’ve caught on, they’re not so brave the second time around. Plus, it’s priceless seeing their reactions when they review the photo and see me looking them dead in the face. My host dad gave me a brief introduction and after, I stood and said “Nimen hao” (hello everyone) to a resounding “WOWWWW” from the entire class. “Dui bu qi, wo shuo hanyu bu tai hao,” (I’m sorry, I don’t speak Chinese very well) I followed, to which they answered “No no no!” or “It’s good it’s good!!” I then gave my usual shpeal about my hometown, family, and process of getting here, all in Chinese, and carried on into the lecture. My first slide was rough, as I wasn’t sure how to dive in. “These are my first portraits,” I said, not sure how to proceed. So I flipped to the next slide.

“Wait! Explain them please – I’ll translate,” said my host dad. And with that, we were off… analyzing my cripplingly novice freshman year artwork to my standout junior, competition-winning pieces (to some VERY unexpected applause from the students), and rounding off with my lethargic senior thesis and professional work. The lecture spanned two hours… though I’d only brought enough coffee for 30 minutes. Following the lecture, I shook hands with several teachers and, naturally, posed with students for at least 20 pictures, before accompanying Wolf and his class up to the painting and drawing studio on the sixth floor of an adjacent building.

Art lecture.
I walked around while his students worked on a detailed still life of a circuit board – I secretly hated my host dad for a moment while I watched them… those projects were the bane of my existence. But then it occurred to me how here, as opposite from Montana State as I could possibly be, the students were doing the same damn work. Even more – their work was indistinguishable from that of mine or my classmates’ back in the day. Perspective strikes again. I had only been in the class for a few minutes when I saw a shiny black piano tucked away in the corner. “Is this also a music classroom?” I asked Wolf, my words dripping with ulterior motives while I motioned to the piano.
The following performance.

“Yes,” he said. “We share with the music class and have to rearrange each day. Would you like to play something?” He shouldn’t have asked. We pulled out the piano and I sat down, cracked my knuckles, and rattled off my ultimate crowd pleaser, Nuvole Bianche by Ludovico Einaudi while 5 or more phones recorded and/or snapped more pictures. If you haven’t heard the song, look it up – and have a tissue on hand. I finished playing six minutes later to more applause. “My heart!” shouted Mr. Wolf, shaking his head slowly. I brought out Canon in D and decided after to call it quits. My host dad informed on my way out that we were going to dinner to celebrate Chinese Teachers’ Day, and that I should be ready in an hour. “Hao de!”

Celebrate we did. An hour later, we were zooming through Liupanshui’s streets to a restaurant in the city, picking up some of the other art faculty along the way. Once we arrived and made our way to the best seats in the house, I was introduced to my dining mates: the art department head, the school of art dean, and the head of another school department. At this point, I very much regretted changing into a T-shirt after class. Once the food was ordered, we began to drink.

“Do you have class tomorrow?” my host dad asked.

“Nope!”  Wrong answer.

Teachers' Day Dinner
“Then today, we drink!” The three hours in the restaurant passed in a blink, going by just as easy as the two bottles of baijiu went down between five people. But so much was accomplished… I was inducted as an unofficial faculty member into the art department (“You’re in the wrong classroom! Why are you teaching English?!” they kept saying), I made fishing/camping/beer drinking plans for this fall, the dean of the school of art is taking me to his home village in Eastern Guizhou, and the pack of us are driving to Bijie to visit Kevin in the near future. That’s China… Baijiu = Business.


Following the massacre, we walked, in as straight of lines as possible, to Wolf’s business partner’s office, where he prepared authentic Chinese tea for all of us. It’s quite a process – one which I’m excited to learn on a day when I’m not struggling to stay upright. So, we carried on with tea and there were talks of KTV, though thankfully, they never panned out. After getting a cab home and crashing immediately, I awoke the next day paying dearly for my sins, but with fond memories of my first Teachers’ Day in China.

A food sick chased after me that day as well, so I laid low and kept close to the bathroom. These things are inevitable; we have only the ability to control symptoms while our bodies adjust. The baijiu, obviously, didn’t help matters. Peng Jie, intent on discovering why I couldn’t play basketball or do anything that day, insisted that if I didn’t see improvement by the next day, he was taking me to the hospital. I tried to explain that I had Western doctors in Chengdu (who would send my sorry ass home if they found out I’d gone behind them to receive Chinese medical care), but he retaliated with something along the lines of “I am your brother and I will take care of you! You don’t need doctors in Chengdu, you will go to the hospital and I will take you.” Such a stand-up dude. Now that he’s paid for at least 5 of my meals and brought me enough baijiu to bring down a bull elephant, I invited him to an American breakfast this weekend – the only thing I can cook with confidence. In China, though… we’ll see how that shapes up. French toast and breakfast potatoes might not taste quite the same given my limited ingredients and supplies.
Wolf doing tea right.

I am settled, and I am comfortable. There were tears, and they were important, but Liupanshui is home. Seeing dishes pile up and gazing across my living room at clumps of dirt on my floor is an unwelcome reality check, but there’s also something inherently badass about taking the bus for $0.15 to the vegetable market to haggle with local vendors to get my two gigantic eggplant from $1.00 down to $0.80. Also, I can’t leave out the drinking instant coffee and eating peanut butter/banana toast in my underwear while conducting my daily morning facebook creep session. Or pooping with the bathroom door open. Yeah, I missed living alone.

Having that long-lost alone time is great, but the people here are what keep my head above water. My sitemate, Jennifer, is a China 19 Volunteer, a phenomenal cook, and an amazing person who I genuinely look forward to spending time with. My host family will continue to be my rock in LPS, and I see our friendship continuing far beyond my service in China. My waiban staff and counterpart, Chelsea, are all endlessly helpful, my students are hard-working and kind, and with an organic friendship in rapid development, I’m getting my first taste of how it feels to assimilate and really feel a part of such a different culture. It will no doubt be an ongoing trial throughout my service, but it’s off to a great start.

For any readers looking me to send me something sweet (instant coffee is totally cool, but sweet words of affection are also welcome) - here's my mailing address. Be sure to print off and include the Chinese characters to ensure a more reliable, speedy delivery!

Colton Davies / LiuHaoTeng
Foreign Affairs Office
Liupanshui Normal University
No.19 Minghu Road
Liupanshui, Guizhou Province, China 553004

中国贵州省六盘水市明湖路19号(六盘水师范学院外事处)